Showing posts with label witch-wizard-magician. Show all posts
Showing posts with label witch-wizard-magician. Show all posts

Sunday, December 30, 2007

He wants a citizenship in OZ


Born with natural deficiency: perfection and evenness in every part of his body, he is excluded from the world of witches and wizards from the day of his birth. Unlike the blue blood witch downstairs, he has to strive a lot to get a citizenship in OZ or he will be limited as a magician forever.
This is one of his strategies, the photo above is going to be used for the OZ citizenship application form. In the photo, he tried to pretend that he has no ears no eyes but a girl's lip as a boy.

Saturday, December 29, 2007

She's from OZ

She is a witch, very young and inexperienced, obviously. Having one arm short and one arm long is the only thing that qualifys her for witchhood.
She will have some more accomplishment and some more experience in the coming years.
When she is 400 years old and a little more accomplished,
she will go to witch university to get herself wrinkled.
When she is 500 years old and a little more accomplished,
she will go to the witch community to get a pair of mean-looking eye-brows.
When she is 600 years old and more accomplished,
she will go to the witch society to get the very long, hooked, mean-looking witch nose.
When she is 700 years old and more accomplished,
she will go to the witch union to get the witch trademark "birthmark" right on her long hooked mean-looking nose.
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I am 10 posts old now, I am old enough to say "Hi" to friends and friends-to-be now.
I have learned to speak and walk, out of kindergarden, on my way to elementary school!